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Happy 68th Birthday Robert De Niro! Top 25 Must See Bobby De Niro Movies

08/17/2011 Leave a comment

25. Limitless (2011)

24. The Deer Hunter (1978)

23. Machete (2010)

22. The Bridge of San Luis Ray (2004)

21. Jackie Brown (1997)

20. What Just Happened (2008)

19. Ronin (1998)

18. A Bronx Tale (1993)

17. Midnight Run (1988)

16. Mean Streets (1973)

15. Casino (1995)

14. Angel Heart (1987)

13. Cop Land (1997)

12. The Good Shepherd (2006)

11. Cape Fear (1991)

10. This Boy’s Life (1993)

9. Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (1994)

8. Once Upon A Time In America (1984)

7. Heat (1995)

6. Taxi Driver (1976)

5. Goodfellas (1990)

4. The Untouchables (1987)

3. Awakenings (1990)

2. The Godfather Part 2 (1974)

1. Raging Bull (1980)

Little Fockers (2010) (No stars)

07/21/2011 Leave a comment

Little Fockers (2010) (no stars)

Why didn’t they name it, Meet the Little Fockers, or Meet the Parents 3, or I would have even accepted Revenge of the Fockers. But with a name like Little Fockers, you would expect that the third entry in the Meet the Parents series was going to focus on Greg Fockers zany little kids. The Little Fockers that the title implies are barely in this crapfest of a movie. What we do get is 98 minutes of lame dick and fart jokes. Did Jay and Silent Bob do an uncredited rewrite?

You wanna know how bad this movie is? The only line of dialogue mentioned by the “Little Fockers” that even somewhat resembles a punchline to a half assed joke is: “Can girls poop out of their vagina?”¬† If that is what passes as comedy these days than I give up. The funniest thing in this movie was Sustengo, the name of the inane plot device brand of sex pills that Greg starts to sell.

The fact that talented veterans like Harvey Keitel, Dustin Hoffman and Barbara Streisand phoned in their awful performances simply for the paycheck shows just how bad this series has become.

Two disturbing facts about this awful movie that I truly cannot comprehend; 1. They wasted $100 million dollars creating this travesty and 2. It made over three times its budget back in the $300 million range. WOW!

Bring on Meet the Little Fockers 4!

p.s. Jessica Alba won the 2011 Razzie award for Worst Supporting actress for this film in what is surely her worst film to date.

Little Fockers  (2010) (no stars)

98 Minutes

I think it was supposed to be a Comedy but I’m not sure???

Directed by Paul Weitz

Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Jessica Alba, Owen Wilson, Teri Polo