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Top 10 Coolest Football Movies

08/08/2011 Leave a comment

Who can resist a good Football movie if done properly? With the plethora of Football movies out there it was hard to narrow it down to just 10 so the Movie Monkey has compiled a list of  the Top 10 Coolest Football related films.

Top 10 Coolest Football Movies

#10 Friday Night Lights (2004) Peter Berg


#9 School Ties (1992) Robert Mandel

Even though School Ties has just about 15 minutes of real Football, Brendan Fraser plays a public high school quarterback that gets a scholarship to a prestigious prep school for his senior year. Little does he know that he will have to overcome anti-Semitism from his neo nazi teammates after they discover he is Jewish.


#8 The Last Boy Scout (1991) Tony Scott

The Last Boy Scout was Bruce Willis best post Die Hard action film. Also starring Damon Wayans as a disgraced ex quarterback who must team up with Willis’ cynical, burn out detective to solve a case involving corrupt politicians and the owner of the fictional L.A. Stallions. The opening scene where Billy “Tae-Bo” Blanks shoots the opposing team members while running for a touchdown then killing himself in front of thousands of screaming fans is well worth the price of admission.


#7 The Waterboy (1998) Frank Coraci

After a recent string of absurd failures and ridiculous films, The Waterboy is by far Adam Sandler’s funniest film. Sandler stars as Bobby Boucher, the dimwitted, passive aggressive Waterboy that gets a shot at joining the local college Football team after the coach discovers his tenacious tackling abilities. Oscar winner Kathy Bates costars as the overprotective Mama Boucher who vehemently teaches her son that everything is the Devil.

#6 Jerry Maguire (1996) Cameron Crowe

Tom Cruise as the hotshot sports agent Jerry Maguire who falls in love with Renee Zellweger doing her best ant-eater face as the sweet love interest. Not really a great film although Cuba Gooding Jr. does know how to channel his inner self obsessed douchebag football player for full comedic effect.

#5 Rudy (1993) David Anspaugh

Long before Sean Astin went on his homoerotic journey with Frodo, he was Rudy, the greatest underdog who wouldn’t take no for an answer. His lifelong dream of playing for Notre Dame is sidetracked by every obstacle you could think including being too short and sucking at football yet Rudy still has the drive to succeed and ends up playing for his favorite team.


#4 Remember the Titans (2000) Boaz Yakin

Denzel Washington plays Coach Herman Boone who takes over the coaching position from a former white coach which creates racial tension between the racially segregated team during the early 70’s.


#3 Any Given Sunday (1999) Oliver Stone

Al Pacino stars as the Head Coach of the fictional Miami Sharks in this Oliver Stone film. Jamie Foxx is the third string QB Willie Beaman who must get his shit together and lead the team back to their glory days.

#2 The Program (1993) David S. Ward

The Program makes it in at Number 2 simply for the controversial scene where the team lays down in the middle of traffic to prove their courage. Not only did this foolish act of bravery inspire thousands of idiotic Football fans to try the same thing to tragic results, it was so controversial they had to cut it out of the DVD and all future releases. Good luck trying to find the uncut version and if you are dumb enough to actually try it out in real life, Darwinism is right on track.

#1 Invincible (2006) Ericson Core

Invincible is by far the best Football film on the list for a number of reasons. Not only is it based on the true Cinderella story of Philly Eagles underdog Vince Papale, it has a kick ass classic rock soundtrack and a decent performance from Marky Mark. The highlight of this film however is the sexy Elizabeth Banks trying her best New York accent and failing miserably.

Leonardo DiCaprio and the Top 10 Most Successful Actors in Hollywood in 2011.

08/03/2011 Leave a comment

Forbes Magazine has just released their annual list of the most successful actors in Hollywood for 2011. Some of these actors on the list are inexplicably still successful after some recent disasters while others have made recent cinematic gold. There are a few excellent actors that unfortunately did not make the list even with a string of recent hits and critically acclaimed films. Where is Christian Bale, Matt Damon and Harry Potter? Maybe next year.

#10 Tom Cruise: $22 million

The poster boy for Hollywood Scientology has dropped to the tenth spot this year after topping the charts in earlier years. His latest blockbuster was last summers dreadful Knight & Day and he is hoping for yet another hit with his latest film Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol coming out this upcoming Christmas season. Very cool trailer with Eminem’s latest hit song but the film will surely be another convoluted mess. Watch the trailer here.

#9 Tim Allen $22 million

The ex-Tool Man is at number nine this year after his latest animated hit Toy Story 3 became the most popular film of 2010 and won numerous awards. Unfortunately his recent live action films have not fared as well with the ludicrous Crazy on the Outside and The Six Wives of Henry Lefay. If Allen can continue the Buzz Lightyear legacy and his upcoming return to TV is successful he will stay on this list for years. Tim Allen will next be starring in the upcoming ABC TV series The Last Days of Man.

#8 Mark Walhberg $28 million

The Fighter (2010)

Former Rapper and Calvin Klein model Mark Walhberg has evolved into a force to be reckoned with as both an Actor and Producer. With 2010’s widely popular biopic The Fighter along with the hit comedies The Other Guys and Date Night puts Mark Walhberg at number eight this year. Next up for Marky Mark Walhberg is Contraband with a release date set at March 16, 2012.

#7 Robert Downey Jr. $31 million

The Iron Man himself, Robert Downey Jr. has been on a hot streak the last few years beginning with the hit films 2008’s Iron Man and Tropic Thunder followed by Sherlock Holmes and the followup Iron Man 2. Next up for Downey is the sequel Sherlock Holmes A Game of Shadows released December 16, 2011 and the much-anticipated spin-off to Iron Man, 2012’s The Avengers where he will reprise the role of Tony Stark.

#6 Ben Stiller $34 million

Ben Stiller’s career has been hit or miss lately. His latest indie hit Greenberg barely made a notice while the abysmal Little Fockers was a monster hit. This triple threat Actor, Producer and Director makes it in at number six. Stiller’s next film will be the comedy Tower Heist along with Eddie Murphy and 2012’s Madagascar 3. Watch the hilarious trailer to Tower Heist below with a release date set at November 4, 2011.

#5 Tom Hanks $35 million

Coming in at number five is the always outstanding Tom Hanks, animated star of Toy Story 3 and the recent critical failure Larry Crowne where he directed himself co-starring Julia Roberts. Another triple threat actor, Hanks will more than likely have another hit with the upcoming Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close on November 30, 2011. Hopefully the rumors of a long-awaited sequel to his Oscar-winning role Forrest Gump turn out to be true.

#4 Will Smith $36 million

The former Fresh Prince of Bel-Air has not made a hit film since 2008’s Seven Pounds and Hancock. He will make his long-awaited return to the big screen with an upcoming conclusion to his most popular trilogy of films with Men in Black 3 and Bad Boys 3 both with a release date set for summer 2012. No teaser trailer just yet however watch the trailer to his outstanding 2008 drama Seven Pounds.

#3 Adam Sandler $40 million

The king of the goofy screwball comedy Adam Sandler makes it at number three this year after the release of the widely popular but moronic Grown Ups from last summer and this years ridiculous Zookeeper. Next up for Sandler is Jack and Jill where he will play dual roles as rival siblings one of which is an obnoxious and needy sister. Good luck with that Sandler. Watch the trailer below which looks like yet another goofy brain-dead comedy which is sure to be a huge hit among his target audience.

Jack and Jill

#2 Johnny Depp $50 million

Pirates of the Caribbean:On Stranger Tides

The most eccentric actor on the list who can play anything from a drunken pirate to a 70’s cocaine kingpin, a singing psychopath and everything in between. His latest fourth installment to the beloved Pirates franchise was one of this summers biggest hits. His upcoming film projects include another Hunter S. Thompson inspired character in The Rum Diary and a return to his TV roots in the big screen adaptation to the 80’s teen crime hit 21 Jump Street.  The release date for The Rum Diary is October 28, 2011 while 21 Jump Street will be released March 16, 2012.

#1 Leonardo DiCaprio $77 million

The most successful actor in Hollywood and one of the most talented coming in at number one is none other than Leonardo DiCaprio. Star of last years outstanding films Inception and Shutter Island will next be seen in a controversial biopic on notorious former FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover directed by Clint Eastwood which will be released October 21, 2011.

2012 will be another big year for DiCaprio as the title character in the remake of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby and in Quentin Tarantino’s highly controversial Django Unchained where he will portray a ruthless plantation owner in the deep south during the Civil War slave era.

On the set of J.Edgar with Director Clint Eastwood