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Battleship Movie (2012): A movie based on a boardgame. A sad state of affairs.
I caught my first glimpse today of the new teaser trailer for 2012’s Battleship and I can now say with all honesty, the end of quality filmmaking as we know it has arrived. Abandon hope all ye who enter here! Apocalypse now has finally begun and Liam Neeson and Taylor Kitsch are directly responsible. The horror….The horror!
Since Hollywood is making big budget movies based on Classic Board games, 80’s TV shows, Disneyland rides, action figures and any other inane object they can think of, What’s next?
I thought I would offer some movie ideas for future blockbusters.
Cocoa Puffs Rises (2012) Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson
Elmo: Dark of the Moon (2013) Directed by Michael Bay
Skinny Jeans Saga: Breaking Wind (2013) Directed by Stephen Sommers
Hungry Hungry Hippos: The First Hippo (2014) Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Watch the brain-dead trailer for Battleship (2012) and don’t forget to leave comments. I can’t be the only one disheartened by all of this.
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